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Alec Baldwin

Adam

Geena Davis

Barbara

Winona Ryder

Lydia

Catherine O'Hara

Delia

Jeffrey Jones

Charles

Michael Keaton

Betelgeuse

Glenn Shadix

Otho

Sylvia Sidney

Juno

Patrice Martinez

Receptionist

Dick Cavett

Bernard

Robert Goulet

Maxie Dean

Maree Cheatham

Sarah Dean

Susan Kellermann

Grace

Carmen Filpi

Messenger

Annie McEnroe

Jane Butterfield

Rachel Mittelman

Little Jane

Hugo Stanger

Old Bill

Maurice Page

Ernie

J. Jay Saunders

Moving Man #1

Mark Ettlinger

Moving Man #2

Cindy Daly

3-Fingered Typist

Douglas S. Turner

Char Man

Gary Jochimsen

Dumb Football Player

Bob Pettersen

Dumb Football Player #2